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  • One of the advantages of being in a committed relationship, especially a long term one, is that the partners grow in sync with one other to the extent they don’t necessarily need to talk in order to communicate that it is time to get freaky.

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    The summary is that what a lot of you Nigerians have been doing all these times you are calling yourselves professionals is called Vanilla Sex
  • I feel the entire debate on size is pointless. What we should be asking is: what does a woman want in bed?

  • Of course, with every ‘good thing’, there is a bad side to it. The woman is married. So, God help you if the husband can finish your life if he finds out.

  • Before some men go running for the hills, the good news is that how one grades sexual performance is subjective. For instance, I asked three women to quantify good sex.

  • She might just be telling me office stories when we are having sex, and it puts me off. Moreover, if ‎I want to suck her clitoris, she would tell me to stop. That she heard that saliva will cause some problem to her womb.

  • I am not, by any means, a shrinking violet. However, even I have found myself baffled again and again by the sexual connections some of my male friends have made to something I could have sworn was an ‘innocent’ statement.

  • I tell you, only two types of men have complaining-rights: the one who makes more money than she can spend, and the one who causes her to call The Lord’s name in vain in the bedroom.

  • The interesting thing about the marketing of the vibrators was that the leaflets selling them claimed that they cured ailments and they brought glow to the faces of users.

  • Ozioma wanted to tell Tunde that what he was doing down there with his tongue was ticklish, but she was trying so hard not to laugh that she did not know when she peed.